RUSSEL B. HARRICUS
Bearicus scaricus,
Russel B. Harricus,
Closely examining
Footprints and hair,
Guided by knowledge of
Cryptozoology,
Shares his conjecture that
Bigfoot was there.
ICE CREAM MAN ATTICUS
Sitticus satticus,
Ice Cream Man Atticus,
Fastest at filling the
Cones and the cups,
Aided immensely by
Ambidexterity,
Scooping the ice cream with
Both hands at once.
EMILY PACKINGTON
Slippington slappington,
Emily Packington
Put a banana peel
Onto the ground,
Claiming she’s researching
Accidentology,
Testing out tactics for
Tumbling down.
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Evelyn Day has previously published several poems in various magazines, such as The Caterpillar, The Dirigible Balloon, and Little Thoughts Press. When not writing, she can be found researching amusement parks or telling her husband and three kids about the weather.
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